An MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. 
Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." 

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." 
"What does that tell you?" 

The MBA ponders for a minute. 
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 

Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. 
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. 
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. 
What does it tell you?" 

The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks. 
"Practically…Someone has stolen our tent". 

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One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.

They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks. 
Q 1. Write down your name —– (2 marks) 
Q 2. Which tyre burst ——- (98 marks)